Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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