omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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