she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Randomize
