Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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