and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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