I want to stick my p in your. b.
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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