Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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