His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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