Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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