id be glad to
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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