I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Randomize