I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
love makes seman taste better
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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