he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
