one might say we're banned from that church
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
