So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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