i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
don't judge my taste in strippers
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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