I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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