question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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