is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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