I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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