Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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