He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
As shirtless as possible
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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