Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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