I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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