Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Randomize
