Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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