Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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