Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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