I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
third nipple confirmed
My dick has a subreddit
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
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