we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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