I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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