That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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