Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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