it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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