So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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