I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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