Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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