I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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