she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
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