I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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