I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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