just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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