We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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