You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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