Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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