lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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