im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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