The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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