When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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