i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
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