I wish I only lived at night.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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