I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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