At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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