By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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