Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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