I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
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